Squirrels kind of terrify me. They're skittish, rabid, and just have a general creepy attitude I really don't appreciate. But I am delighted to report that something has changed recently. They have begun to endear themselves to me. They have begun to eat pizza like humans.
Like, get the fuck out of here squirrels! You are fucking killing me. In the best way! Let's have a party. Imma buy you some Papa J meat lover's special. Y'all want cheesey bread? Do you think you could dip your pizza crusts in that garlic butter sauce? That would make my year. Luv u squirrels.
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